The Main Event

The gauntlet has been laid down. The one time friendly disagreement about who can eat more crab legs has escalated to full out war. Former close friends, now bitter rivals, Bryan and Dan are going to do battle at the dinner table to once and for all put this thing to rest. Who will be crowned the King of the Crab Eaters?

Two weeks from today, Wednesday October 13th, these two warriors will test the limits of their stomachs at Las Palmas. What’s at stake? The winner gets the title and the glory. The loser pays for the winner’s dinner, must sing a song (which I get to write the lyrics for) to the winner in falsetto and wear Les’ awful hat for the rest of the evening.

A deal is in the works with Direct TV for closed circuit pay per view.

Posted by chuck at September 29, 2004 7:33 AM

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Chuck, I look forward to hearing Bryan sing your wonderful song.

Love, Grand Master Crab Leg Eating Champion of the World

Posted by: Dan at September 29, 2004 12:21 PM