Waking Up With The King
You are not going to believe this! This morning I found a big surprise as I woke up in my bed. What did I find, you ask? A big plastic headed smiley faced Burger King. You know, the guy from the fast food restaurant of the same name. It was as if he was just sitting there waiting for me to wake up. I was in total shock. I said, “Burger King?!! What the fuck are you doing here?!!”. The King replied, “Settle down, Chuck. This ain’t no weird sexy thing. I just wanted to give you this delicious ham and cheese croisandwich. Here, eat it. You’ll like it”. He handed it over to me on a silver platter. I took a few bites, and with a mouth full of breakfast sandwich, I said, “You’re right, this isn’t bad”. The two of us then shared a good long laugh.
Posted by chuck at October 12, 2004 11:14 AM
