Remember “Yo Mama” jokes? I was looking for a ridiculous e-mail greeting to send Tora on her birthday last week. I found these. The guys at work thought they were funny and suggested that I post them. My favorite part is the joke teller’s outro where he gets one last jab in, “…that’s yo mama.”
Posted by chuck at January 31, 2005 7:16 PM
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
….and my personal favorite:
Yo mama so ugly Ted Danson wouldn’t date her!
Posted by: Andy Gorzalski at February 1, 2005 12:27 PM
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Posted by: Andy Gorzalski at February 1, 2005 12:30 PM
Nice site!
Posted by: Candice at June 30, 2006 6:09 AM
Well done!
Posted by: Emma at June 30, 2006 6:17 AM
Well done!
Posted by: Pamela at June 30, 2006 6:22 AM
Thank you!
Posted by: Patrick at June 30, 2006 6:27 AM
Great work!
Posted by: Samuel at July 1, 2006 2:08 AM
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