Brewers update for Bry and "Hey Yi, go f**k yourself!"
First off, our good friend Bryan doesn’t follow baseball, so here’s a little update on how the team is doing for him: Hey Bryan! The Brewers are still in first place! The Cubs have been playing out of their minds…and the Brewers still have them by 4 and a half!…and Prince leads the National League in home runs…and Coco is the league’s most dominant closer, missing only one save opportunity this season. He’s been on fire lately…and although Sheets is out, his absence gives a rotation spot to baseball’s next pitching phenom, Yovani Gallardo. Doug Melvin is the Ron Wolf of baseball. He surely has something brilliant up his sleeve for before the trade deadline. Man, I tell you, it’s a great time to be a Brewers fan!! We’re still saving a spot for you on the bandwagon, Bry. It’s time to hop onboard!!
This isn’t so much for Yi Jianlian as it is for his advisors: “Hey, go f**k yourselves!” Seriously, screw these people. I hope the Bucks refuse to trade him. I doubt that his handlers are prepared to let him miss a season in the NBA and the money it would bring in. Plus, the Bucks would never get a decent value for the guy now.
Posted by chuck at July 18, 2007 9:23 AM
